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April 26, 2005

Betty Crocker Gets an AK47


Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. New Florida law allows homeowners to use deadly force to protect themselves. Housewives standing in line to buy AK-47's. Liberals shocked. Career criminals fear for their lives.

Posted by Peenie Wallie on April 26, 2005 at 9:21 AM

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Instead of one Kalashnikov-type rifle, get two. And then get one of these.

Posted by: Robert on April 28, 2005 at 12:47 PM

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