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June 13, 2005
Michael Jackson found guilty of butching his face
Michael Jackson was found guilty today of butchering his face with plastic surgery over the last few decades. Jackson started out as a young black male, and, after multiple horrific surgies, skin treatments, and colonics, transmogrified into a freak. A veritable walking poster for birth control. Click here to track the History of Michael Jackson's face.
Posted by Peenie Wallie on June 13, 2005 at 2:53 PM
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Hey, I think this is the first comment on your website! Anyway, nice website. The pictures are great and your ramblings are hilarious. Keep it up, big nut.
Posted by: Your Daddy's Son on June 14, 2005 at 3:28 PM
Thanks, son. Glad to hear you're still alive. I got your phone message. I suppose I should return the call.
Posted by: Peenie Wallie on June 14, 2005 at 4:33 PM
Not the first :)
Posted by: Grandmama on June 14, 2005 at 9:45 PM