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July 28, 2005

IRA Stands Down - Too late for Robert McCartney

The IRA has decided to officially halt their military campaign to end British rule of Northern Ireland. They plan to continue to end British rule of Northern Ireland, but through non-violent means.

The IRA was recently cast in an embarrassing light after killing Robert McCartney in a barroom brawl. Initially, they claimed that the killing was an IRA matter, but later, admitted that he had been killed because his friend made "an insulting gesture or comment to a woman in their company".

Posted by Peenie Wallie on July 28, 2005 at 11:41 AM

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