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October 14, 2005

Alien Abduction Dog Tags For Sale

Hat tip to Robert Racansky. Why didn't I think of this?

http://www.earthbounddog.com/

These alien abduction dog tags clearly communicate the location of earth, so friendly little green men can give you a ride home -- even if they don't speak English!

Should you ever be adbucted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth, you will be entitled to a full refund of the purchase price.

Posted by Peenie Wallie on October 14, 2005 at 8:36 PM

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