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December 9, 2005

Securocrats arrest, handcuff man for re-selling subway token

The MARTA securocrats in Atlanta arrested a man for reselling a MARTA subway token. Because the subway token machine was broken, Donald Pirone offered a token to the person attempting to purchase a token from the broken machine. In exchange, the man paid Donald Pirone the exact value of the token. A sharp securocrat, ever vigilant at protecting us from Lord-knows-what, arrested the man, handcuffed him, and issued him a citiation. At least they didn't gun him down in cold blood. I, for one, welcome our new securocrat overlords.

Technorati tags: Donald Pirone, MARTA, Securocrats

Posted by Peenie Wallie on December 9, 2005 at 12:53 PM

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