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January 17, 2008
Tom Cruise - Scientologist From Mars
If you haven't seen this video of Tom Cruise talking about Scientology, you need to check it out. He's as crazy as anyone I've ever seen or met. You will need a decoder ring to understand his gibberish. I found this Tom Cruise Secret Decoder Ring very helpful.
• KSW: Short for Keeping Scientology Working, a policy written by Hubbard in the 1960s that requires all Scientologists to follow his words and his rules exactly.
• Orgs: An abbreviation for "organizations"; describes all churches of Scientology throughout the world.
• David Miscavige: He is the current leader of Scientology. He's the equivalent of the Pope to the Catholics.
• Out-ethics: Any behavior that violates any of Hubbard's rules of conduct.
• Put ethics in someone else: Make others conform to Hubbard's rules of behavior.
• Criminon: Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons.
• SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone who doesn't like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology.
• PTS/SP: Another bogus Hubbard term to define behavior that goes against Scientology rules.
• LRH technology or "tech": All of the Scientology policies, rules, mandates, and procedures.
Posted by Rob Kiser on January 17, 2008 at 4:56 PM
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