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April 14, 2008
United States of America vs. Rob Kiser
I think I know what the title of my next book is going to be. :)
Posted by Rob Kiser on April 14, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Comments
I notice that the date of your court appearance was 3 days ago.
Did you just get around to opening some old mail while cleaning the house?
Posted by: Robert on April 14, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Yeah, I finally opened this, but it was a few days too late. Doh!
Posted by: Rob Kiser on April 14, 2008 at 7:49 PM
The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! S***, we should be so lucky! Do you know, they have conjugal visits there?
Posted by: Peter Gibbons on April 16, 2008 at 6:24 AM
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's @ss the first day, or become someone's b1tch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?
Posted by: Rob Kiser on April 16, 2008 at 7:41 AM
Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
Posted by: Rob Newhouse on April 16, 2008 at 7:47 AM
I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
Posted by: Michael Bolton on April 16, 2008 at 10:15 AM