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September 19, 2008
Reliable Investments
This is for all my friends who are panicked about the stock market. Remember, people - it's not a piggy bank. It's an investment. If you can't afford to lose the money, don't put it in there. Put it in CD's or savings accounts or buy gold and bury it in your back yard like a pirate. I personally don't care what you do with with your money. But quit whining about how many points the market is up or down because I really don't care. Do I have money in the market? Sure I do. But I don't brag when it goes up and I don't cry when it goes down.
The fact that the market fell 500 points shouldn't mean any more to you than it did when it rose 500 points. The sun will still rise tomorrow. Bears will still sh1t in the woods. This is not going to be the worst day of your life. Your worst day on this planet will be the day they lower you into a hole and shovel dirt over you. Until then, hike up your skirt and quit crying, Nancy. Go outside. You may discover a beautiful day.
Posted by Rob Kiser on September 19, 2008 at 10:13 AM
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