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October 23, 2008
Note To Self - The Mirror Reverses Images From Left To Right
OK. Here's the story...bear with me on this one...this McCain supporter named Ashley Todd was allegedly beaten up and robbed, but then when they saw her McCain bumpersticker, they carved a "B" into her face. Right. Except that the "B" is backwards. And on her right cheek. Which means that she's right handed and she scratched a "B" on her right cheek while she was looking in the mirror. In addition to being overweight and aesthetically challenged, she's also not terribly bright, apparently.
This reminds me of when Morton Downey Jr. went into an airport bathroom and beat himself up and then blamed it on skinheads. The swastika he painted on his forehead was backwards also.
Not to mention that, if a person was carving a letter into your face with a knife, I doubt that it would come out this well. My guess is that they'd just hack at you fairly roughly with a knife and you'd have a hard time trying to discern exactly what message they were trying to convey. This "B" looks perfect. Like it was made by a custom waffle iron or a giant typewriter.
FAIL!!!!
Update: She made it up. Big surprise.
Posted by Rob Kiser on October 23, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Comments
Next on "Unitasker Wednesday," a B-shaped knife...
Posted by: uni-klutterer on October 24, 2008 at 6:50 AM