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October 28, 2009
Global Warming Update
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We're getting kicked in the teeth by global warming today. Really snowing hard now. We've got two feet and counting. Power is up and down like a yo-yo. Not sure how much longer this site will be up. Not supposed to let up until Thursday some time. Pray for us victims of Global Warming. Send a big fat contribution to Al Gore so he can save us from these stifling temperatures.
Update: Number of days since the last blizzard-induced power outtage at my house is Wednesday October 28th 2:00 p.m. MST - Friday April 17th 9:00 a.m. MDT. The time between blizzards is exactly 164 days and 5 hours. (If you discount the hour we're throwing away this weekend, then it was 164 days and 4 hours.)
So, imagine squeezing Spring, Summer and Fall into 5.4 months, and that's what we did, pretty much. Ouch.
And I'm like so clueless, that I've still got my hummingbird feeders up. I think the last hummingbird I saw was in Cabo though, so I figure I'll build a fire and pull down the hummingbird feeders. I've already filled both bath tubs with water. Pray for those of us suffering nobly from the wrath of Global Warming.
Maybe we should make a prayer for the victims of Global Warming. If everyone around the world that reads this website could stop and say a little prayer, then maybe it would help:
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The Prayer Of the Faithful Global Alarmists
Lord, please be with those unfortunate souls,
Who suffer so greatly
The constant wrath of warmer climates.
Please be with each and every victim,
And their loved ones too,
Lord, keep them from freezing
in these desperate days of Global Warming.
Pray that their fires might burn long into the night.
That their power might be restored within a few short days.
That they might have enough food in the pantry
To carry them through this sweltering blizzard.
Amen.
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Posted by Rob Kiser on October 28, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Comments
Beautiful!
Posted by: H. on October 29, 2009 at 10:47 PM