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November 25, 2009
Tom's Rhinoplasty - South Park: Episode 12, Year 1998
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103592
I was watching a South Park episode I recorded, and I thought it was pretty funny. Mr. Garrison was going to get a nose job and the doctor warned him as follows:
Tom: All righty then. Now I must warn you, Mr. Garrison, that there are risks. You could wind up a hideous, foul shadow of a creature, so terrifyingly ugly that you are forced to live in the sewers, only emerging at nighttime for scraps of food.
Mr. Garrison: I can live with that. [edit]
Tom: All righty then. Let's get started
After the surgery:
Tom: Mr Garrison. Mr Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Where. Where am I?
Tom: The operation is over, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: I...I feel weak. How do I look?
Tom:You look great.
Mr. Garrison: I feel kinda nauseous.
Tom: Yes, well that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood]
Mr. Garrison: Arrgh!
Tom: By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact?
Mr. Garrison: [throws up] Oh stop! That movie was terrible!
Tom: Well I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. Why don't you get some rest? I'll check on you a little later.
Mr. Garrison: Waited through that entire movie to see the alien and it was her goddamn father!
Posted by Rob Kiser on November 25, 2009 at 10:03 PM
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