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January 19, 2010
Frogs Accuse Obama of Occupying Haiti
Yeah, that's right you silly frogs. We've just been waiting for a chance to take over Haiti. Everyone in the Western hemisphere has their eyes on that little gem of a country.
When people ask me where I want to go on vacation, I'm not thinking Cozumel, Grand Cayman, or the Abacos. No sir. I'm thinking "Top Shelf" for me baby! I'm going to Port Au Prince, Haiti.
Like, it couldn't possibly be because we want to help that miserable little festering crisis of humanity on the island of Hispaniola, could it? Shut your mouth, frogs. No one cares what you think. You could consider forgiving them the 84 million you claim they owe you, seeing as how they're the poorest country in the Western hemisphere. But, other than that, yeah...just shut your mouth sounds like the best play at this point.
Posted by Rob Kiser on January 19, 2010 at 4:03 AM
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