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February 2, 2013

Dimocrats and Gun Control

The White House released this photo of Obama today pretending to shoot skeet. Now, first of all, I promise you that my daughter could out-shoot Obama in a standard round of skeet. He doesn't know anything about skeet shooting. He's never been skeet shooting. And he's not skeet shooting in this photo. How do I know? Because I used to shoot skeet in a league. And, the first thing you do is you strap on a belt and a pouch and drop you about 2-3 boxes of shells in there. And, you'll notice he's not wearing an ammo pouch. Ergo propter hoc, he's not shooting skeet. He might have fired the gun, but I'd wager any amount of money that he didn't break a single bird.

Now, moving on. The White House went so far as to warn me not to Photoshop this image that they released today. Only I did Photoshop it. More than once. So, do something, White House. Send the Secret Service to my house. I'm not afraid. I am well within my rights to make fun of this idiotic communist president by Photoshopping him if I want to. Molon Labe.

Posted by Rob Kiser on February 2, 2013 at 11:43 PM

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